Battle Of The Sexes

Battle of the Sexes
Author	John
Genre	Reality
Rating	Young Adults

First time writing, tell me if you like it. Every Saturday a new episode is released. This is not a real competition so I am just gonna add people. No need to do anything. 

Contenders

• Males 

Contenders	Age	Rank	Date Eliminated
Joey	21	1st	WINNER
Mark	19	3rd	THIRD PLACE
Andrew	22	5th
Tom	16	7th
Tyler	22	8th
Mau	14	10th	Feb. 23 2013

• Females

Contenders	Age	Rank	Date Eliminated
Shan	16	2nd	RUNNER UP
Tiffany	21	4th
Nasia	17	6th
Rae	22	9th
Ellie	13	11th	Feb. 19 2013
Delilah	16	12th	Feb. 16 2013

Contender Progress Chart

★	1	2	3	4
Andrew	Delilah	Ellie	Shan	Nasia
Tyler	Nasia	Nasia	Tiffany	Rae
Tom	Delilah	Shan	Rae	WIN
Joey	Delilah	Nasia	Rae	Rae
Mark	Tiffany	Ellie	WIN	Tiffany
Tiffany	Tyler	Tyler	Tyler	Tyler
Nasia	Tyler	Tyler	Andrew	Joey
Shan	Andrew	Tyler	Mau	Mark
Rae	Mau	Andrew	Mau	Joey
Mau	Tiffany	Ellie	Nasia
Ellie	Andrew	Mau
Delilah	Andrew
% to leave:	61%	52%	69%	91%

WON This team won The Battle Of The Sexes.
2ND This team came in 2nd place.
WIN This contender won the challenge, and was to the tie breaker for nominating someone.
WIN This contender won the challenge.
HIGH The contender was saved by the girls/guys and had the least amount of votes to be  nominated.
IN The contender was not at risk of elimination.
RISK This contender received a high number of votes for elimination and was at risk of being eliminated.
OUT This contender was eliminated from the competition recieved the most votes and was eliminated.
OUT This contender quit the competition.

Episode 1: Dodging the Ball

Oracle is the talking voice inside the house giving commands. Theme song: *Shan enters house* Shan-  Holy sh*t!   Shan DR: This house is amazing! *Tifanny and Mau enter the house* Tiffany: OMG! Mau DR: These people have no idea what is coming. I'm gonna  the competition! *Tyler, Nasia, and Tom enter the house* Nasia: Hi! I'm Nasia!  Tyler: Why would I care?  Nasia: Well that was rude!  Tyler: I don't care!  Tom DR: I am going to win this competition!  *Rae, Delilah, and Joey enter the house* Shan DR: Wow! Joey is like, SO cute!  *Andrew, Ellie, and Mark enter the house* Ellie DR:  I'm so happy to be here! Andrew DR: This house is okay............  Delilah DR: Us girls are gonna kill these boys!  Oracle: Housemates, please sit in the living room.  *Housemates sit down in living room* Oracle: Now that you guys have got to know each other, it is time for our challenge.  This should be fun to watch! The public has voted...... On what the challenge should be.....  Tom: Hell no! Oracle: Will your first challenge be....... Name Dodgeball....... or....... Whack a Mate... Delilah:  Shan:  The viewers have decided....... Name dodgeball! Joey:  Tyler:  Oracle: Here are the rules: It will be boys vs. girls. It is like the normal game of dodgeball except. Each ball will have a name on it of the oppisite sex. Then you will try to aim for the person who's name is on the ball. If you hit someone else no one is out. But if you throw it at the right person, and they don't catch it, they are out. If you throw the ball at the aimed person and they catch it, you are out. Got it? Rae: Yep! Oracle: Ok now go to the backyard. *everybody goes to backyard* Oracle: Ready set go! *balls come flying down* *Tom picks up Rae's. throws it at her.... Rae is eliminated.* *Shan picks up Andrew's ball and Andrew catches it. Shan is eliminated.* *Joey picks up Delilah's ball. Delilah catches it. Joey is eliminated* *Tyler throws Nasia's ball. It misses.*  *Nasia throws Tyler's ball. Tyler is eliminated.* Tiffany throws Tom's ball. Tom is eliminated.* *Mau throws Tiffany's and Ellie's ball at the same time. Gets Tiffany out and Ellie catches Mau's ball.  Oracle: 3 girls and 2 boys. *Delilah throws Mark's ball and Mark throws Delilah's ball. Both are eliminated*  Oracle: 2 girls, Nasia and Ellie verses 1 boy, Andrew. Andrew throws Nasia's ball and it hits her in the face. Nasia is eliminated*  Ellie throws 2 of Andrew's balls balls and one hits him. Andrew is eliminated*  Ellie wins! *All go back inside* Tyler:  I should have won if it wasn't for this b*tch (points at Nasia) Nasia:  What the hell was that for Tyler. Tyler: I hate you. Nasia: Screw you Tyler. I'm going to bed you guys.  Tyler: Thank god! I never thought she'd leave! *Nasia leaves* Oracle: Housemates. No violence. It is now time to vote.Each of you will vote to nominate 1 person from the opposite sex to nominate. Ellie, since you won the challenge, you are safe. Housemates, I will have you all leave the living room and one by one you will vote who you want to nominate by the electronic device upstairs. And Ellie, you are first. *Voting ends* Oracle: The votes are in. Shan, Joey, Mark, Rae, and Tom..... You all have 0 votes so you all are safe! Tom:  Rae: Thanks guys!  Oracle: Mau...... Nasia...... You both have 1 vote so you are safe. Nasia:  Oracle: Tiffany and Tyler.... You guys have two votes so you guys are safe. Which means Andrew and Delilah..... You guys will face off in the Sex-Off. Delilah:  Oracle: Not that type of sex. Delilah:  Shan:  Oracle: Let's all go to the backyard and see what your guy's challenge is! Oracle: Ring Around the Rosie Delilah: Oracle: Lets all go the backyard. *Housemates go to backyard* Oracle: Here's the rules. This challenge works like an opstacle course. You will spin on a rotating contraction and after 3 minutes, you will run off and try to make sure the ball goes in the rotating hoop. The first person to score 3 points wins. Got it? Delilah: Yeah. Andrew: ...... Oracle: Ok then. Ready set, GO! *The rotating spinner starts moving. Faster and Faster. After 3 minutes they both get off and Andrew falls to the ground.* *Delilah gets 2 balls and throws 1. It misses. Badly. Also does the second one.* *Delilah picks up another. She makes it.* *Andrew gets 2 balls. He throws them and makes them both.* *They both struggle to get their third ball in but Andrew's makes it in. Andrew: Hell yeah! Oracle: Sorry Delilah. We will miss you and your horniness. Goodbye! Delilah: COMING SOON!: What happens when Tiffany, Rae, Joey, and Andrew (the quiet ones) become so.......loud. When Tysia becomes more....... (shows Nasia slapping Tyler and Tyler pushing Nasia down to the ground.) You get the idea. And showmances! (shows Andany, Shoey, and Tellie and Mystery People)

Episode 2: Sex and Yoga

Welcome back to Battle of the Sexes!Last week, after the first week, Delilah was eliminated. Her picture went from: to black. This week is going to be more challenging. Now let's get to the last episode ended..... Part 1: Delilah leaves the house.* Tyler: Thank god I hated that b*tch. Shan: Oracle: Tyler..... Please shut your mouth. Now housemates, its time for your challenge. Which is....... Sexy Yoga! Tom: I'm so sexy. Houseguests go to backyard.* Oracle: Here are the rules..... You will have to perform a sexy yoga pose. Then, we will decide who has the worst pose and they will be eliminated. Got it? Joey: Yeah...... Unfortunately. Oracle: First position is the Downward Dog. Tyler: Sh*t! I'm screwed! Everyone does the Downward Dog* Oracle: After discussing, Tyler, you have been eliminated. Tyler: Sh*t! Oracle: Next position is Sexy Frog. Everyone does it* Oracle: After discussing, Shan, you have been eliminated. Shan: Oracle: Next position is Horny Dog! Everyone does it* Oracle: After discussing, Rae, you have been eliminated. Rae: Darn! Oracle: Next position is..... The Delilah! Joey: Everybody does it* Oracle: After discussing, Mark you have been eliminated. Mark: Oracle: Next position is....... The Humpy Nasia. Tom: What the f*ck? Everybody does it* Oracle: After discussing, Mau, you have been eliminated. Mau: Well...... Oracle: Next position is the Muscular Andrew. Andrew: Yay! everyone does it* Oracle: After discussing, Tom and Ellie, you both have been eliminated. The next position is the Stripping Tyler! Tyler: I would be amazing at this. everyone does it* Oracle: After discussing, Joey and Andrew, you have been eliminated. The final position is the Gangnam Style....... Unfortunately. Nasia and Tiffany do it* Oracle: After dicussing, the winner is...... NASIA! Nasia: Are you serious? Oracle: No! The real winner is Tiffany! Congratulations Tiffany! Housemates all go inside.* Part 2: It is now time to vote.Each of you will vote to nominate 1 person from the opposite sex to nominate. Tiffany, since you won the challenge, you are safe. Housemates, I will have you all leave the living room and one by one you will vote who you want to nominate by the electronic device upstairs. And Tiffany, you are first. Voting ends* Oracle:The votes are in. Mark, Rae, Tom, and Joey. Once again you four had 0 votes so you all are safe. Mark: Rae: Joey: Thanks guys! Oracle: Mau..... Shan..... You both have 1 vote so you guys are safe. Mau: This is amazing! Shan: Oracle: Now it's down to 4. I can say that 3 of you have 2 votes, and 1 of you has 3. Which means, there will be tie that Tiffany will have to break. The person with 3 votes is...... Ellie. Which means Nasia, you are safe. Nasia: Thank god I'm safe! Oracle: Now Tiffany, you have to decide who goes in the bottom 2 for the males, Tyler, or Andrew. Please make your decision now! Tiffany: Um I'm gonna send Tyler to the bottom 2. Tyler: F*ck you Tiff. Tiffany: Welcome. Oracle: That is all. Bye. Part 3 *Ellie goes into the back room and starts crying. And Tom comes in* Tom: Hey are you okay? *Ellie nods her head* Tom: Don't worry you're staying Ellie. *Tom hugs Ellie* *Ellie has more tears streaming down her face* *Tom leans in and kisses Ellie* They start .* Part 4 *Tiffany goes into middle room with Andrew.* *Andrew hugs Tiffany* Andrew: Thank you, Thank you Thank you! *Andrew kisses Tiffany* Tiffany: I want to be in the final 2 with you Andrew...... I think I love you. Tiffany: Who do you think is going home? Andrew: Tyler will not win. He's going home! Tiffany: Good! Part 5 Oracle: Housemates, its time for the Sex-Off! Mark: Oracle: Tyler..... Ellie.... Your challenge is..... Snack shack From Hell! Let's go the backyard. ..................... Tyler: Sh*t! Oracle: Welcome to the Snack Shack from Hell! As you can see, on the table are 10 drinks. There are 5 different drinks. Each of you will have to chug down all 5 of the nasty drinks before your opponent can. Got it? Ellie: Yeah. Part 6 Oracle: Okay. Your first drink is.... Mixed with, shrimp, beer and hot dogs. Ready, set, chug! *Ellie starts throwing up* *After 30 seconds, Tyler;s drink is gone.* Oracle: That one point for Tyler. Your next drink is mixed with..... Twix, rotten apples, and guacamole! Ready, set, CHUG! *After 20 seconds, Ellie's drink is gone.* Oracle: One point for Ellie, the score is 1-1. Next is mixed with, onions, wine, and yams. Tyler: Yes! That sounds amazing! (he's being serious) Oracle: Ready, set, CHUG!!!!!!! *After 15 seconds, Tyler finishes his drink.* Oracle: Tyler, that's disgusting! Tyler, if you get this next one, you will win the game. The mix is with........ Rice, Cotton Candy, and tac. Now, the tac is not broken up so you will have to chew as hard as you can! Ready, set, CHUG!!!!!!! *Ellie finishes her drink and has to eat the 3 tac in the drink.* *Tyler puts all 3 tac in his mouth and breaks 3 teeth. But, Tyler finishes before Ellie.* Oracle: Congrats Tyler you have won! I'm sorry Ellie but you will have to leave immediately. Ellie:

Episode 3: Majority Rules

Last time on Battle of the Sexes, Tiffany won the second challenge and decided to nominate Tyler and Ellie. Also, two relationships started to form. One between Ellie and Tom. And the second one between Andrew and Tiffany. After almost everybody saying that Ellie was staying, the Sex-Off took place. It was the Snack Shack from Hell. After chugging down 3 drinks under 1 minute, Tyler won and Ellie went home. Her picture went from: to black. Now lets go to where last episode left off at....... Part 1 Oracle: Congrats Tyler you have won! I'm sorry Ellie but you will have to leave immediately. *Ellie kisses Tom goodbye* *Rae gives Ellie a hug* Ellie: *Ellie leaves* *Tom sheds a tear* Tyler: Thank god I stayed. I hated that b*tch! *Tom Tyler in the face* Oracle: Thank you Tom. Tom: No problem! Part 2 Oracle: Now it is time to vote. *Voting ends* Oracle: It seems as if the voting was split this week. Mau: Oracle: But, Joey.....Tom... You both have no votes. So you are safe. The bottom 2 is Rae and Mau because you both have 2 votes. Mau: Bitch please, don't you dare lie to me. Oracle: Shut the fuck up before I go over there and bitchslap you in the face. Mau: Ok then. Oracle: Anyways you will have no challenge. America voted on who they want to leave........ Mau, get the hell out of here! *Mau leaves the house* Oracle: Ah! That's better!

Episode 4: Clearing the Slate