|Birthday||November 2nd, 1999|
|Hometown||Greater Boston Area, Massachusetts|
|Nicknames||Kolinda, Valonarkaa (Nina)|
|Our Family Is Better Than Yours|
SpartanSquirrel, aka Sean, is a member of the Our Family Is Better Than Yours! family.
Place In The Family TreeEdit
- American not American't
- Avidly defends New England, though usually Boston and Massachusetts, against Delilah.
- He was raised as a Catholic but he's currently Agnostic.
- Has never left the contiguous United States
- Only places he has been to outside of Massachusetts is New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut, Florida, Nevada, and Washington D.C.
- Favorite color is blue.
- He loves most forms of history, whether it be just US or World history. Though his favorite time periods are Classical and the modern era.
- Favorite civilizations from history include Sparta, the Roman Empire, and Prussia.
- Uses right hand for writing and for a computer mouse, and uses left hand for almost anything else.
- He is currently trying to learn French and German.
- He is a little bit of an asshole.
- He loves cats, and they're his favorite domestic animal.
- His favorite wild animals are either owls or squirrels.
- His favorite singers are Frank Sinatra, Jack Johnson, Woodkid and Michael Bublé.
- His favorite bands are Kaizers Orchestra, Queen, Andrew Jackson Jihad, and Twenty One Pilots.
- Favorite TV shows include; Unsere Mütter, Unsere Väter (Generation War), Deutschland 83, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Friends, The Office, Spongebob Squarepants, and Monk.
- Favorite Movies are Jaws, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Gladiator, The Patriot, among others.
- Loves standup comedy
- Has ancestry in Germany, Austria and the British Isles.
- Lucky number is 7.
- Has an unhealthy obsession of chocolate milk.
- Expected to be killed by Shan on November 2nd, 2021 or by Nina on November 2nd of any year.
- Bernie Sanders 2016