Birthday November 2nd, 1999
Age 16
Gender Male
Hair color Brown
Eye color Brown
Height 6'0"
Hometown Greater Boston Area, Massachusetts
Nicknames Kolinda, Valonarkaa (Nina)
Our Family Is Better Than Yours

SpartanSquirrel, aka Sean, is a member of the Our Family Is Better Than Yours! family.

Place In The Family TreeEdit

In the family tree, Sean is the son of Agustin and the brother of Hannah.


  • American not American't
  • Avidly defends New England, though usually Boston and Massachusetts, against Delilah.
  • He was raised as a Catholic but he's currently Agnostic.
  • Has never left the contiguous United States
  • Only places he has been to outside of Massachusetts is New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut, Florida, Nevada, and Washington D.C.
  • Favorite color is blue.
  • He loves most forms of history, whether it be just US or World history. Though his favorite time periods are Classical and the modern era.
  • Favorite civilizations from history include Sparta, the Roman Empire, and Prussia.
  • Uses right hand for writing and for a computer mouse, and uses left hand for almost anything else.
  • He is currently trying to learn French and German.
  • He is a little bit of an asshole.
  • He loves cats, and they're his favorite domestic animal.
  • His favorite wild animals are either owls or squirrels.
  • His favorite singers are Frank Sinatra, Jack Johnson, Woodkid and Michael Bublé.
  • His favorite bands are Kaizers Orchestra, Queen, Andrew Jackson Jihad, and Twenty One Pilots.
  • Favorite TV shows include; Unsere Mütter, Unsere Väter (Generation War), Deutschland 83, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Friends, The Office, Spongebob Squarepants, and Monk.
  • Favorite Movies are Jaws, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Gladiator, The Patriot, among others.
  • Loves standup comedy
  • Has ancestry in Germany, Austria and the British Isles.
  • Lucky number is 7.
  • Has an unhealthy obsession of chocolate milk.
  • Expected to be killed by Shan on November 2nd, 2021 or by Nina on November 2nd of any year.
  • Bernie Sanders 2016

Relationships Edit

Sean - Ash Relationship

Sean - Nina Relationship

Sean - Tyler Relationship

Sean - Lily Relationship

Sean - Delilah Relationship

Yankee Doodle Remix

Yankee Doodle Remix