The House in the Middle of Nowhere

The House in the Middle of Nowhere
Author	Delilah
Genre	Reality
Rating	Teen

The House in the Middle of Nowhere (also known as HIMON) is a reality competition featuring two teams of six contestants fighting to win the cash prize of $250,000. It is written by Delilah and has new episodes premiere every Saturday. On March 18, 2013 the show was officially canceled by creator Delilah due to lack of interest and sudden drop in viewers.

Premise

The House in the Middle of Nowhere is hosted by actress and comedienne Kristen Wiig and takes place in a Victorian mansion in the countryside of Northern England. Twelve men and women from all walks of life were placed in the house with one purpose, win. They can lie, backstab, anything, because if you don't, you have no chance.

Cast

Note: Since you don't have to do anything you will all automatically be in the competition
The Rogues:

Contenders	Age	Occupation	Hometown	Gender	Rank	Date Eliminated
Ellie	22	Novelist	Los Angeles, CA	Female
John	18	Student	Milwaukee, WI	Male
Nasia	23	Exotic Dancer	Baltimore, MD	Female
Shan	31	Chef	New York, NY	Female
Tyler	27	Lawyer	Jersey City, NJ	Male
Tom	28	Real Estate Agent	Charleston, WV	Male	11th	2nd March 2013

The Vigilantes:

Contenders	Age	Occupation	Hometown	Gender	Rank	Date Eliminated
Joey	32	Accountant	Seattle, WA	Male
Mark	26	Film Maker	New York, NY	Male
Nadia	24	Waitress	Pasadena, CA	Female
Tiffany	26	Nurse	Cleveland, OH	Female
Andrew	27	High School Teacher	Tallahassee, FL	Male	10th	9th March 2013
Rae	38	Stay-at-home Mom	Peachtree City, GA	Female	12th	23rd February 2013

Contestant Progress

★	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
Ellie	Tiffany	Nasia	WIN
Joey	Rae	Nasia	Mark
John	Tiffany	Nasia	Andrew
Mark	Rae	Tom	RISK
Nadia	Rae	Tom	Mark
Nasia	WIN	RISK	Andrew
Shan	Rae	Tom	Andrew
Tiffany	RISK	WIN	Mark
Tyler	Rae	Tom	Andrew
Andrew	Rae	Tom	OUT
Tom	Tiffany	OUT
Rae	OUT

  WON  This contestant won The House in the Middle of Nowhere.
 R-UP  This contestant was the runner-up.
 WIN  This contender won the team challenge, was safe for the week, and became the Head of the Home for the week.
 WIN  This contender was part of the winning team that won the team challenge, and was safe for the week.
IN This contender was not at risk of elimination.
 RISK  This contender was at risk for elimination
OUT  This contender was eliminated from the competition.
OUT  This contender quit the competition.

Controversy

• On the February 23, 2013 episode, contestant Tiffany said "shit" and the word was not blocked out. This angered parents watching the show and made the network take notice. The President of OTVSIBTY, John Walker , stated that "The cast has been noted not to use foul language anymore and that the network will take much more serious next time the production team misses one."

Episode 1

Part 1 In the countryside of Northern England a plain bus with a single dark red stripe is seen driving along a dirt road. Nasia: Wow, there's barely anything here. Tom: I know, right. Nasia smiles a little. Nasia DR: I've decided I'm not going to tell people that I'm a stripper cause I don't think they'd take me seriously for who I am. I graduated from Harvard University last year with a major in finance, I'm just waiting for a job! A bus with a single purple stripe is now seen driving behind the red-striped bus. Tiffany DR: I'm Tiffany, 26 years old, a nurse from Cleveland. I'm definitely looking forward to this competition and who knows, I've always been one for showmances. Andrew: I'm Andrew, you? Tiffany: Tiffany. Andrew DR: Yeah, Tiffany's pretty cute, but I'm not here for a relationship, I'm here to win the big bucks. The two buses pull up in front of a large Victorian mansion. Shan: This place is beautiful. Shan DR: Hello everyone, I'm Shannon, a.k.a. Shan and I'm a chef originally from Chelsea, England but I now live in New York City. I'm currently the head chef at a pretty prestigious and fancy restaurant in NYC, but I don't think I'm gonna tell people that, I still want the money! One by one, the two buses empty and the twelve contestants begin the get to know each other in the front garden of the mansion. Kristen walks out from the main entrance of the mansion. Kristen: Hey, you guys! What are you doing having fun and stuffing your faces with this fancy ass British food minutes before your first challenge? Nadia DR: What the f**k? Kristen: Yep, you heard right, you're first challenge starts in just a few minutes, but before that, I think I'll explain this game for you all. So I see you guys already split yourself into two teams. Kudos. So, lemme think of some fierce names for you...hmmm. You guys. Kristen gestures to the team from the red-striped bus. Kristen: You're the Rogues. Kristen toses a small burlap sack tied at the top with a rope to Tyler. Kristen: And the other group, you're the Vigilantes. Kirsten throws an identical sack to Joey. Kristen: Inside of those bags are you're Amulets of Life, cool name right? You must wear your amulet at ABSOLUTELY ALL TIMES. Nasia: Pushy... Kristen: Excuse me Miss Exotic Dancer...? Everyone gasps besides Nasia. Nasia DR: There goes my plan, thanks Kristen. Kristen: As I was saying, you must wear them at all times because, these amulets represent your life in the game. Once the light in the center goes out, so are you. So, I'd put these on now if I were you. Joey opens the Vigilantes' sack to find small necklaces with a wooden piece and a small amethyst light in the center. They all put them on. Tyler also opens the Rogues' sack and finds identical necklaces with a ruby light in the center. Kristen: Now that you got your amulets on I think we're ready to enter the house. Let's go children. The thirteen of them into the house only to find creepy dark hallways with cold wooden floors and walls with wood panels and creepy portraits. They all enter what looks to be a large dining hall with one big table in the center with twelve chairs, six on each side. Kristen: Have a seat, dinner's about to be served... Part 2 The twelve contestants sit with their teams at the table. Kristen: Welcome to our first team challenge, I like to call this one, Eat Up! So here's how it works, my sexy waiters over here will bring out a tray of something not too pleasing to the stomach, you will vote one of your teammates to eat this dish and whichever finishes first will win a point for your team. But here's the catch, each contestant may only eat once, so be careful for which one you pick. Leon, please bring out our first meal. A buff young man with a waiter's outfit and golden blonde hair styled perfectly comes out carrying a tray on his shoulder. Kristen: Ooh, here's a nice one, pickled salamander tails. Whichever team eats one salamander tail fastest will win a point. Both teams discuss. Kristen: Rogues, who's it gonna be? Tyler raises his hand. Tyler DR: I'm Tyler, 27 years old from Jersey. I think I got this in the bag, I have a strong stomach and this honestly sounds pretty good to me. Kristen: Ah, Tyler's stepping up to the challenge, Vigilantes, who's it gonna be. Tiffany raises her hand. Tiffany DR: Three words, piece of cake. Kristen: 3, 2, 1, eat! Tiffany shoves the salamander tail in her mouth and bites off 1/3 of it. Tyler bites off about 1/2 of it but is gagging. Tyler DR: Much worse than I expected... Tiffany bites swallows and puts the rest in her mouth. She starts chewing ferociously until she swallows. Kristen checks mouth and finds everything's been swallowed. Kristen: One point guys to the Vigilantes! The Vigilantes celebrate. Tyler: S**t! Kristen: André, our next meal please! A rather tan man in a waiter's outfit and dark brown spiked hair comes out carrying a tray on his shoulder. Kristen: Here's another tasty one, centipedes! Whichever team eats 2 centipedes first wins a point. Discuss who's the lucky ones to be able to eat such an amazement. Both teams discuss. Kristen: Rogues, who is it? Ellie: Me! Ellie DR: I'm Ellie and I'm 22 years old. I was originally born in Scotland but I moved out to California for college and just stayed there. I'm a novelist and have published two books in a series I created. Kristen: Nice to see you take the challenge Ellie, Vigilantes who is it? Rae: I think it's me Kristen. Rae DR: Hey y'all. I'm Rae and I'm from Peachtree City, Georgia. I'm a mom of two girls and I'm really doing this for them. My husband recently lost his job and we've barely been surviving. Rae begins sobbing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just cant't do this right now... Kristen: Ok, Rae vs Ellie, 1, 2, 3, eat! Ellie shoves a whole centipede in her mouth and chews down hard. Rae takes a small bite of a centipede and spits it out into the bucket. Nadia DR: Bitch, really? Shove the f**king centipede in your mouth and freakin' chew! Ellie swallows her first centipede and Rae slowly chomps down on her first. Ellie shoves her second centipede into her mouth and chews down even harder. Kristen: Rae, if you want to win this you better man up and shove that centipede in your mouth. Ellie swallows her final centipede and Kristen checks her mouth. Kristen: And the Rogues win a point! Ellie DR: Thanks Rae, it was fun beating you. As the rounds go on it ends up being 3-2 with the Rogues winning, the only contenders that haven't eaten are Nasia and Andrew. Kristen: C'mon Vigilantes, if Nasia beats you this round, you lose the challenge. Leon, please bring out our final dish. Leon comes out with a tray larger than the others on his shoulder. Kristen: Our final meal for you guys is... Part 3 Kristen: Your final meal is... Kristen takes the cover off of the tray and reveals dozens of black widow spiders. Kristen: Some lovely black widow spiders for you. Andrew DR: What the f**k, those are like the most poisonous spider in the world. This lady is crazy... Kristen: I'm gonna take some lovely black widow spiders and put em in a blender for you, I'm gonna mix em up and boom you got a black widow milkshake. But for all you worry warts don't worry, the poison was taken out of the spiders before hand. Nasia and Andrew step up hesitantly to the table. Nasia DR: I know my team doesn't like me already, I need to win this. Andrew DR: I have one of the weakest stomachs known to man, how am I gonna do this? Kristen: 3, 2, 1, drink! Nasia downs some of the black widow milkshake but starts gagging. Andrew stares into the shake hopefully, thinking of drinking it soon. Kristen: C'mon guys it isn't that... Kristen takes a whiff of the quarter full blender Kristen: Never mind that... Nasia begins drinking it again and is 2/3 finished when she begins gagging again. Andrew begins sipping it down until he throws up into the Puke Bucket. Kristen: And Andrew loses it, Nasia wins a point for the Rogues and the Rogues win the challenge! The Rogues celebrate while all the Vigilantes besides Tiffany look disappointed at Andrew. Tiffany DR: It wasn't Andrew's fault, he just couldn't handle it. Hmmm... Kristen: Rogues, now that you've won you must pick someone to represent you in the elimination ceremony. This representative will decide which two members from the Vigilantes will be up for elimination, however they won't be able to vote. Shan: It should be Nasia duh! All of the Rogues nod their heads in agreement besides Ellie, however no one notices her. Ellie DR: I deserved it and that's that. Kristen: Congratulations Nasia, you are the first ever, Head of the Home. The Rogues celebrate more while the Vigilantes act all upset. Kristen: Now you guys go get acquainted with your new home for the next few weeks, bye Kristen leaves. Tiffany DR: Right now I think I have a good chance of going in the bottom, I performed the best out of my team and I think the Rogues took note of that. But y'know what, you never know. Part 4 Everyone runs around the house looking for a bed except Nasia. Nasia DR: I really think I should start thinking about who I'm putting up for elimination, I honestly didn't want this power but now that I have it, oh well. Tiffany: Hey Nasia can we talk? Tiffany DR: Do I like the stripper girl? No, I just need to make sure I'm safe this week. Tiffany and Nasia both walk into Nasia's Head of the House bedroom and lock the door behind them. Tiffany: So what are you thinking exactly for nominations? Nasia DR: Is Tiffany going up? Yes. Am I gonna tell her that? No. Nasia: I honestly don't know, I'm really gonna have to talk to the rest of my team about that. Tiffany: Ok, but just remember, you scratch my back, I scratch yours. I'm a woman of my word girl. Nasia: I completely understand that, and if you do go up, it wasn't my decision I assure you. Tiffany: Kk, well I better go pick a bed, bye bye. Tiffany runs around searching for a bed but there isn't any left. Tiffany DR: What the f**k? There's no more freakin' beds left. That's what I get for talking to that bitch. Tiffany walks into Andrew's room and lays next him on his bed. Andrew: Hey, Tiff, what's up. Tiffany: Ugh, no more beds left, of course. Andrew: You can crash here if you want. Tiffany: With you? Andrew chuckles. Andrew: You can take my bed, I'll just take the couch. Tiffany: Oh ok... Tiffany DR: What the f**k is wrong with him? Is he gay or something? The Rogues gather in Nasia's bedroom and discuss who to nominate. Tom: I was definitely thinking we should put up Tiffany. Tom DR: I'm Tom, 28 years old and I'm from Charleston, West Virginia. I like to think of myself as a ladies man, got my eye on Nasia, so all you others, back off. John: I was thinking that too. John DR: I'm John, I'm 18 years old and I'm currently a student at University of Wisconsin. Nasia's one pretty lady, if only my confidence was a little bit higher. Ellie: Yeah, definitely Tiffany, so who's the other? Shan: I really don't think Rae can handle it here, did you see her in the challenge? Tom: But isn't that why we should keep her? She's not a threat at all. John: Yeah, I say we throw in Nadia, she did really good in the challenge to and she's a huge bitch, I wouldn't miss her. Shan: Easy there tiger, I don't wanna hear you talk bad about a woman ever again...got it? John gulps. John DR: She scares me. Shan DR: Yeah, I may go total woman's libber at times, forgot to mention that. Nasia DR: Everyone made good points, but it's ultimately my decision. Nasia walks outside where everyone is waiting. Nasia: Can you guys please come into the living area, it's time for the nomination ceremony. Everyone walks in and takes a seat. Nasia: As the Head of the House this week it's my responsibility to nominate two people from the Vigilantes for elimination, when I say your name it means you're safe. Joey, you are safe. Joey: Thanks Nasdick. Nasia glares. Nasia: Andrew, you are safe. Andrew: Thanks Nasia. Nasia: Mark, you are safe. Tiffany DR: If this bitch goes back on her word, I swear... Rae DR: I'm just praying to God that it goes my way... Nadia DR: I didn't speak to Nasia and I'm really hoping that doesn't work for my disadvantage. Nasia: Nadia, you are safe... Nadia: Oh thank god, thanks Nasia. Nasia: I'm sorry but Rae and Tiffany, I've nominated you for elimination, nothing personal, just gameplay. Tiffany DR: I knew it, Nasia watch out. Rae DR: Just gotta hope for the best now...oh god. Part 5 It's the day of the elimination ceremony and Andrew and Tiffany are seen laying down in the same bed. Andrew: Boy am I glad I didn't stay on the couch. Tiffany chuckles. Tiffany: Yeah, me too. Andrew DR: Maybe I was wrong about showmances, Tiffany's a sweet, funny girl and I really do wanna see where this goes. Tiffany: Oh shit! Elimination ceremony starts in like twenty minutes! Andrew: Crap! They both quickly get dressed and Tiffany quickly packs her suitcase and they run to the living area. Kristen walks into the living area. Kristen: Hello kids, today is your first elimination ceremony, Nasia has nominated Tiffany and Rae for elimination, and one of them will leave the house never to return in less than ten minutes. The two nominees cannot vote and Nasia you can only vote in the event of a tie, which is impossible to happen this week, so Nasia, you cannot vote either. Did we all get that? Nasia: No. Kristen: Shutup, I can get you off this show if I wanted to. Nadia, you are the first to vote please enter the Diary Room. Nadia enters the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Nadia hasn't shown love for either of the nominees, who will she choose to stay? Nadia: I vote to eliminate Rae. Joey walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Joey has barely said anything this week, who will he choose? Joey: I choose to eliminate Rae. Ellie walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Ellie was fond of nominating Tiffany for elimination, but who will she choose? Ellie: I vote to eliminate Tiffany. Tyler walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Tyler was another silent one this week, who will he choose? Tyler: I vote to eliminate Rae. Shan walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Shan spoke about how she thought Rae should go home, will she stay true to her word? Shan: I vote to eliminate Rae. Andrew walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: After hooking up with Tiffany, it's obvious who Andrew's going to pick. Andrew: I choose to eliminate Rae. Mark walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Who's Mark? Mark: Me bitch...and I vote to eliminate Rae. Tom walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Tom stated that it wasn't smart to put Rae up for elimination, but who will he choose? Tom: I vote to eliminate Tiffany. John walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: John has agreed with everything Tom has said, this should be no different. John: I can hear you... Kristen Narration: Bitch, just pick someone. John: Fine, I eliminate Tiffany, happy? Kristen Narration: Yes, very. Kristen: The votes have been cast, and with a vote of 3-6, Rae you have been eliminated from the House in the Middle of Nowhere. Rae gets up from her seat and begins hugging everyone. Rae DR: It's been great, I just really wish I could take home that money, oh well, when every door closes, another opens up... Kristen: And that's all for tonights episode, see you next week guys.

Episode 2

Part 1 Kristen: Welcome to the second episode of the House in the Middle of Nowhere. Last week, the Rogues pulled out the victory thanks to Nasia and Tiffany and Rae from the Vigilantes were put up for elimination. In a vote of 3-6 Rae was eliminated from the house. What will happen this week on, the House, in the Middle of Nowhere. Scene changes to Tom and John talking. John: So, Tom, I kinda like this girl in the house. Tom: No way man, really? John: Yeah, I just get these goosebumps whenever I see her. Tom: Well you gotta ask her out, sure we can't leave the house but maybe some small little date in here. John: Eh, maybe. John DR: Yeah, Nasia's just a beautiful woman, everything I'd want in one actually. Tyler walks into the kitchen and Nadia gives him a glare. Nadia DR: Tyler is just, ugh, like he's such a man-whore, him and Nasia were shaking that bed all night last night. And guess what, I was in the room! Tyler: What's your problem? Nadia: Nothing, just minding my own business, not f**king people while disturbing others. Tyler: What the f**k Nadia, is that any of your business? Nadia: Yes it is when I'm kept up all night because of it. Tyler DR: Nadia's just, ugh, the biggest bitch ever, like mind your f**king business girl, if I wanna be up all night with a hot girl in bed I will. Shan walks in. Shan: I heard yelling, Tyler, are you harming this woman? Nadia: Yes, he is, as a matter of fact. Shan tackles Tyler to the ground. Shan: You will never harm a woman boy, got it!?! Tyler: I didn't ok!! Shan: Women don't lie about these kinda of things boy! Nadia quietly walks away. A producer comes and gets Shan off of Tyler. Producer: Shan, you can't do that, ok? One more incident like that and you're off. Shan: Ok, I'm sorry. Ty, wanna hug it out? Tyler: F**k no, get away from me. Tyler DR: I have no clue how I'm gonna work with Shan, maybe I'll just dump her body in a river. Tyler chuckles. Tyler DR: I'm not joking... Ellie and Tom are seen cuddling in bed. Tom DR: I'm over Nasia... Ellie DR: Tom is definitely not Mr. Right, I like to think of him as Mr. Right Now. Kristen walks through the main entrance of the house. Kristen: Kids, c'mon outside, it's time for your next challenge. The twelve of them walk outside to the backyard where they see ten large surfboards hanging over the pool. Kristen: I like to call this challenge...Hang 10. So let's go, get up there. Part 2 Kristen: Yep, you heard right, get up on those surfboards. Everyone glares at Kristen. Kristen: Oh you want me to explain? Mark: Yeah bitch. Shan: Don't make me hurt you boy... Kristen: Shan, who are you talking to? Mark: Grrrrr. Kristen: Ok, so you will stand up on the surfboards and whoever the last one left standing becomes the Head of the House and wins safety for his or her team. Got it? Oh and Nasia, as the outgoing Head of the House, you are not eligible to compete. The ten contestants get on their surfboards. Kristen: Oh, forgot something, the first person to fall gets an automatic free pass this week, toodles. The surfboards start rocking back and forth and within three minutes Joey jumps off. Joey DR: Hey, at least I'm safe. After ten more minutes Nadia, Mark and Tyler all fall. Tiffany: I can do this all day. After about thirty more minutes blasts of water squirt up and hit the contestants in the face knocking Shan and Andrew off. Shan DR: As long as that chauvinistic John doesn't win, I thin I'm fine. Two more hours elapse and Tiffany, Ellie, Tom, and John are all still on the surf boards. Andrew: C'mon Tiff, do it for the Vigilantes! Tiffany: Eh, don't worry about it, I can stay up her forever. Tom starts shaking tremendously and falls off into the icy water below. John: I can't do this anymore, Ellie, are you sure you got this? Ellie: Yeah, I think so. John: Ok, then bye. John jumps off. Shan DR: Yay! Nasia: Only two people are left, Tiffany and Ellie. Everyone: WE KNOW! Nasia: Jeez, tough crowd. Ellie: Hey, Tiff. Tiffany: Yeah? Ellie: I'm gonna go, if you win, I don't go up right? Tiffany: Sure. Ellie: And neither does Shan right? Tiffany: Sure, I don't go up if you guys win next week right? Ellie: Of cou- Ellie falls off the surfboard. Nasia DR: F**k! Tiffany does a backflip off the surfboard into the water and swims to the others. Nasia: Congratulations Tiffany, you are the new Head of the House. Tiffany DR: Oh yeah bitches, Nasia, watch out. Part 3 Nasia is frantically running around the house looking for Tyler. Nasia: Tyler! Where the hell are you?! Tyler stumbles out of his room with a tub of ice cream and a slice of pizza stuck to his stubble. Tyler: Yeah...? Nasia: I know you slept with Shan last night! Tyler: What the f**k! Why would I do that?! Nadia stumbles out of Tyler's room. Nasia: So it was this slut? Nadia: Yes... Tyler: What she said. Nasia: Y'know what I'm done, just done. Nasia storms away. Nadia: Hey, wanna have more sex? Tyler: Sure, why not? The two of them go back into Tyler's room and close the door behind them. Ellie and Shan are seen lounging by the pool. Shan: Elle, wanna hear a secret? Ellie: Sure babe. Shan: You see Joey over there working out? Both girls turn to see a shirtless Joey working out with Andrew and Tom. Ellie: Yeah, what about him? Shan: Has he ever looked hotter? Ellie bursts out laughing. Ellie: Shan, you do know that he's married. Shan: So? I'm known to break up couples. Ellie: Yeah ok, you go try to break him and has wife up while I lay here and watch from a distance. Shan: Y'know what...ok, I will take that challenge. Shan walks over to Joey. Shan: Hey Joey, Andy, Tom. Andrew: Don't call me that. Shan: You're lucky I'm on probation because if I wasn't I would f**k you up... Andrew walks away. Tom: Yeah, I'm gonna walk away too... Tom catches up to Andrew and they disappear into the house together. Joey: So, what's up Shan? Shan: Do you believe in polyamory? Joey: No... Shan: Oh, well then will you divorce your wife? Joey shakes his head awkwardly. Shan: Cause I'm in love with you... Joey: I'm rejecting you. Shan starts sobbing and runs away back to Ellie. Joey: She's a basket case... The Vigilantes are now seen in the Head of the House room together discussing who to nominate. Andrew: Shan obviously, she's f**king psycho. Tiffany: But I promised Ellie I wouldn't put either of them up... Joey: Tiff, promises are made to be broken. Nadia: That's rules are meant to be broken. Joey: Do I look like I care? Nadia: Don't f**k with me man... Mark is beginning to cry. Mark: Why can't we all get along?!?!? Tiffany: Shut the f**k up. Mark runs away sobbing. Andrew: Aw shucks... Nadia: I say we put up Tom, he's a threat in this house. Joey: Exactly, but who else? Andrew: How about Tyler? He's another huge threat. Nadia: NO!!! Tiffany: Jesus Christ...Nasia totally screwed me over last week, she deserves to go up. Nadia: But is she worth it? Why not get out big threats, instead of little people that'd barely make a dent? Tiffany: I don't know guys, I think I'm gonna have to think about this alone. Andrew: Ok hun, I know you'll make the right decision. Everyone walks out and Tiffany lays down on her bed and lets out a sigh. Tiffany DR: Everyone made such good points, but I gotta go with my gut feeling, I just hope it doesn't land me in hot water. Tiffany walks outside where everyone is waiting for the nomination ceremony. Tiffany: Everyone, it's time for the nomination ceremony, please join me in the living area. Everyone goes into the living area and takes a seat. Tiffany: As the Head of the House this week it's my responsibility to nominate two people from the Rogues for elimination, when I say your name it means you're safe. John, you're safe. John: Thanks Tiffany. Tiffany: Ellie, you're safe. Ellie: Thanks Tiffany. Tiffany: Shan, you're safe. Shan: Thanks Tiff. Tom DR: I'm hoping for the best, but of course preparing for the worst. Nasia DR: I backstabbed Tiffany last week, it's obvious I'm going up. Tyler DR: I like sex. Tiffany: Tyler, you're safe. Tyler jumps up from the table cheering. Tyler: YEAH BABY!!! Producers come in the calm Tyler down. Delilah: I'm sorry for that guys, Tyler was just a little over excited, you may now continue. Tiffany: Well...Nasia, you know why you're nominated, and Tom, strictly gameplay. Nasia DR: Shocker right, oh well, I'm just hoping for the best. Tom DR: What the f**k Tiff, why am I nominated? What'd I do?? Part 4 Tom grabs John by the arm, drags him into a lounge area and locks the door behind them. Tom: What the f**k?!? Did you tell her something?!? John DR: Tom's just paranoid, my only goal, calm him down before he does something he regrets. John: Tom, just calm down, we'll get to the bottom of this. Tom: Why should I calm down John?!?!?!?!? What'd I ever do to that bitch? Shan appears out of nowhere. Shan: What'd you say...? Tom: Shan, get the f**k out of here. Shan: GUICHET. John and Tom both look at Shan blankly. Tiffany is now seen talking to Andrew in her Head of the House bedroom. Tiffany: Think I made the right choice? Andrew: As long as that's what your heart told you to do, yeah. Tiffany: I just feel maybe I shouldn't of let my vengeance get in the way of things. Andrew: Then how about we make sure Tom goes home? Tiffany: Sure...but how? Andrew: Well we know that all of the Vigilantes will vote the way you want, so just sway some Rogues and boom. Tiffany: Great plan babe. Tiffany is seen talking to Tyler. Tiffany: So what're you thinking for eliminations. Tyler: Not sure, I'm close with Nasia but Tom's a strong competitor. Tiffany chuckles. Tiffany: And a man whore. Tyler: What??? I'm the only sex crazed man in this house...he better get the boot this week. Tiffany DR: So far...5-4. Andrew is seen talking with Shan and Ellie. Andrew: Eliminations...who you guys saving? Shan: Well it's obvious I'm saving Nasia, now good ol' Elle over here says she wants to save Tom. BLASPHEMY. Ellie: Me and Tom have... Ellie DR: No way I'm telling them me and Tom hooked up, especially Shan. Ellie: ...became good friends. Shan shoots Ellie an evil eye. Shan DR: Now Tom's going down...hard. Andrew DR: I guess Ellie's a lost cause, as long as we have Shan we still should have the votes. Part 5 All the contestants sit in the living area and Kristen walks in. Kristen: Hello contestants, it's time for your second elimination ceremony. Tom and Nasia, you have been nominated by Tiffany for elimination, in a matter of minutes one of you will leave the house in the middle of nowhere, never to return. Neither of the nominees are eligible to vote and Tiffany as the Head of the House you will only vote in the event of a tie. Kristen looks at the teleprompter behind the camera. Kristen: What? There's no Mark here. Mark: That's me!!! Kristen: Oh, well you're voting first, have fun. Mark walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: No clue who this man is... Mark: I'M MARK!!! Kristen Narration: Duh. Mark: Whatever, I vote to eliminate Tom. Andrew walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Andrew showed dedication to Tiffany, his vote should be obvious. Andrew: I vote to eliminate Tom. Ellie walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Ellie is split by her two closest allies in the game, this should be interesting. Ellie: Oh my god...I vote to eliminate Nasia, sorry hun. Nadia walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: The Vigilantes showed that they want Tom out, Nadia's vote should go along with the rest of them. Nadia: I vote to eliminate Tom. Shan walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narrarion: Shan's a crazy feminist, her vote should be obvious. Shan: I vote to eliminate the chauvinistic Tom, peace out you mitch! Joey walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Joey's been a silent one this week, his vote should be interesting. Joey: Sorry baby girl, but I vote to eliminate you Nasia. John walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: John admitted to having a crush on Nasia, yet his best friend in the house is Tom, this should be interesting. John: Sorry but the golden rule, bros before hoes, I vote to eliminate you Nasia. Tyler walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Tyler's a "close friend" of Nasia, this should be obvious. Tyler: I vote to eliminate Tom. Kristen: The votes are in, and in a vote of 5-3, Tom you have been eliminated . Tom gets up and begins saying his goodbyes. Tom DR: I was completely blindsided by Tiffany but oh well, it was a great experience and I'm happy to have the friends I've made. Kristen: And that's all for this week, see you next time guys.

Episode 3

Part 1 Kristen: Welcome to the third episode of the House in the Middle of Nowhere. Last week, the Vigilantes won the Hang 10 immunity competition and Tiffany became the new Head of the House. She put Nasia and Tom up for elimination, hoping to eliminate Nasia but in a sudden vote of 5-3, Tom was eliminated from the house. What will happen this week on, the House, in the Middle of Nowhere. Scene changes to Mark speaking to Nadia. Mark: So what's up with you and Tyler? Nadia: Why are you asking me this? Mark: Because I want to know. Nadia: Well why do you want to know everything? Mark: Because- Shan runs in. Shan: Step away from the woman Mark... Mark: Yay, you know my name. Shan points a shotgun at Mark. Mark: Whoa whoa whoa, what are you doing!?!?! Shan: Protecting a woman, that's what I'm doing. Producer, Delilah Byrd runs in. Delilah: Shan, put the gun down. Shan: God guys, it isn't loaded, calm down. Delilah: Put it down Shan... Delilah takes out a taser. Shan: Fine... Shan throws the gun on the ground. Mark DR: This girl's a psychopath, like really, what the f**k is her problem? Kristen walks into the house. Kristen: Kids, it's time for your next challenge. Everyone gathers in the backyard where they find nine large wheels with different colors on them. Kristen: As you can see, here are a couple wheels with various colors on them. Mark: I can't see. Kristen: Then you're an idiot. Kristen: So, in this challenge you will have to spin the wheel so the colors form a rainbow that is in order. Ellie: That's easy. Kristen: Is it? Then we should make it harder right? Ellie: No... Kristen: Too bad, the trick is that there are more than seven colors on those wheels, and some look practically identical to others. I like to call this one, Somewhere Over the Retarded Rainbow. Part 2 Kristen: C'mon kids, get over to your wheels. Everyone steps up to a wheel. Ellie DR: I think I got this one in the bag, I'm easily the smartest one here and I'm a member of MENSA. Kristen: 1, 2, 3, GO! The contestants start spinning their wheels to get the first color correct, red. Nasia DR: I think I'm doing well, I'm already up to orange, while everyone else is only on like yellow I think, well besides Ellie. She's my biggest competition here. It's a race between Ellie and Nasia until Nasia hits her button signifying that she thinks she completed it. Kristen goes over to check it. Kristen: I'm sorry Nasia, but that isn't correct. Ellie hits her button and Kristen checks it. Kristen: Hmmmmmmm... Ellie: Did I win? Kristen: Shush child. Ellie: Rude. Kristen: Shut up. Ellie: Oi vey. Kristen: Congratulations Ellie, you are the new Head of the House. Ellie: Oh my gosh yay! Ellie DR: Suck on that bitches! Kristen: And being the HotH, you must nominate two people from the Vigilantes for elimination, goodnight kids. Kristen leaves. Part 3 The Rogues are seen meeting in Ellie's HotH room. Ellie DR: I don't want any drama this week, just gameplay. Sorry viewers. Ellie: So what were you guys thinking? Shan: Anyone except Nadia or Tiffany. Others: ... Tyler: I say we get a threat out. Nasia: Like who? Tyler: Andrew? Joey? They're both huge competition. Shan gulps. Shan: Um, not Joey. Nasia: F**k you. Ellie: Sass. John: So Andrew's a lock, who's the other? Nasia: How about Mark, like as a pawn to make sure Andrew goes home? Ellie: But wouldn't they want Mark out since he's weaker? Nasia: Nah, I'm sure they're thinking about the merge as much as we are. Nasia DR: Me and the rest of the Rogues know that the merge is coming up, but we're pretty sure we're gonna still stay together. Ellie: I still don't know, sorry Shan but I think Joey vs Andrew is the smartest choice. Shan: Whatever... Shan storms out. Ellie: S**t. Tyler: Watch out, psychopath on the loose. A butcher's knife comes flying towards Tyler and barely misses his face. Everyone: ... Part 4 Ellie DR: I have a big decision ahead of me, and I just hope this is the right decision. Ellie walks outside where the others are. Ellie: Everyone, it's time for the nomination ceremony. Everyone walks into the living area and sits down. Ellie: As the Head of the House this week it's my responsibility to nominate two people from the Vigilantes for elimination. When I say your name that means your safe. Nadia. Nadia: Thanks Ellie. Ellie: Tiffany. Tiffany: Thanks Elle. Andrew DR: All I'm thinking is...y'know what I don't think I'm thinking anything. Joey DR: Just gotta hope for the best, y'know? Mark DR: I'm not a threat in the house, for gods sake the host doesn't even know who I am, putting me up for elimination wouldn't be smart. Ellie: Joey, you are safe. Joey: Thanks Ellie. Ellie: Andrew and Mark, I nominated you for elimination this week, I'm sorry but you're threats in the house and I need to do anything that would help me win. Andrew DR: Oh well, just gotta hope I can pull out the votes. Mark DR: Rogues...bad move. Part 5 All the contestants sit in the living area and Kristen walks in. Kristen: Hello kids, it's time for your third elimination ceremony. Mark and Andrew, you have been nominated by Ellie for elimination, in a matter of minutes one of you will leave the House in the Middle of Nowhere, never to return. Neither of the nominees are eligible to vote and Ellie as the Head of the House you will only vote in the event of a tie. Nasia, you're the first to vote. Kristen Narration: All the Rogues seem to want Andrew out, will Nasia stick to that decision? Nasia: I vote to eliminate Andrew. Tiffany walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Tiffany and Andrew are confirmed to be dating, her vote should be obvious. Tiffany: I vote to eliminate Mark. Nadia walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Nadia has been quiet this week and she hasn't shown any feelings for either nominees, her vote should be interesting. Nadia: I vote to eliminate Mark. Tyler walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Tyler's vote should go along with the other Rogues. Tyler: I vote to eliminate Andrew. Joey walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Joey and Andrew have shown to be good friends in the house, his vote should be obvious. Joey: I vote to eliminate Mark. Shan walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: Shan has shown hatred for both nominees, who will she choose? Shan: I vote to eliminate Andrew. John walks into the Diary Room. Kristen Narration: John's vote should be the same as the other Rogues. John: I vote to eliminate Andrew. Kristen: Contestants, the votes are in, and in a vote of 4-3, Andrew you are eliminated from the House in the Middle of Nowhere. Andrew gets up from his seat and starts saying his goodbyes. Tiffany sheds a tear. Andrew: Tiff, stay strong and win this for me. Tiffany: I will... Andrew DR: I knew I was a threat in the game, but I didn't think I would be out so early, oh well, but Tiff, win this for us. Kristen: And that's all for this week, see you next time guys.

Episode 4
Part 1 Winner: Nadia Risk: Tyler & Ellie Eliminated: Tyler

Episode 5
Part 1 Winner: Ellie Risk: Tiffany & Mark Eliminated: Tiffany

Episode 6
Merge happens. Part 1 Winner: Mark Risk: Joey & Nasia Eliminated: Joey, first jury member

Episode 7
Part 1 Winner: John Risk: Shan & Nadia Eliminated: Shan, second jury member

Episode 8
Part 1 Winner: Nadia Risk: Mark & Nasia Eliminated: Mark, third jury member

Episode 9
Part 1 Winner: John Risk: Ellie & Nadia Eliminated: Ellie, fourth jury member

Episode 10
Part 1 Winner: Nasia Risk: Nadia & John Eliminated: John, fifth and final jury member

Episode 11
Part 1 Joey's vote: Nadia Shan's vote: Nasia Mark's vote: Nadia Ellie's vote: Nasia John's vote: Nasia Winner: Nasia