So as you may or may not know I am currently in Serbia and will not be able to come on today as I am exhausted and will be going to bed at 7 pm (yes Sean, I'm 80). I doubt I'll come on tomorrow since I'll be out all day but the day after that I am coming back (MISS TEEN USA) and yeah so basically since I won't be able to come on I just wanna tell you a few things that I wanna tell you since I'll probably forget them by Saturday.
So I had two near death experiences today: first, in the plane. While we were landing the plane dropped suddenly and I thought it was a a free fall and I nearly shat my pants. Second, MY UNCLE DRIVES LIKE A FUCKING LUNATIC OKAY but don't tell him I said that 'cause he's a cop and would probably shoot me, wh…Read more >
- "So I had my AC on last night. So I woke up this morning thinking it was January and Bernie was being inaugurated later today. and then I was sad for like 3 minutes."
- Delilah: "OOOOOOOH" Sean: "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!"
- Delilah: "I didn't realize you guys lived on Long Island." Sean: "We do." Delilah: "Which town?" Sean: "All of them."
- Me: "There's something in my throat." Sean: "It's probably a dick."
- Delilah: "nina's literally sexually attracted to bernie" Sean: "she's literally sexually attracted to everything"
- Delilah: "sean did u know nina only showers on sundays" Sean: "well she needs to rid herself of sins somehow"
- Me: "Daddyyyy" Sean: "Oh dear God." Me: "Wait why am I calling you daddy? Tyler is my daddy." Sean (whispering menacingly to himse…
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...to be in a Skype call with Shan while they were watching Carmilla. I've decided to continue what Sean was doing and list out the quotes Shan said over the course of the episode.
- "Ooouh, that's not good."
- "Now is not the time for jokes, Laura."
- "Where did she go?!" Me: Who? "The person in the video. She just vaNISHed!".
- *burps* "Pardon me."
- *burps 8 more times*
I've just went over my old blog posts and I am literally cringing sfm
Why was I so stupid when I was 13/14 like wHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME
But I did come across an old blog post of mine where I literally wrote this:
And all of you are lazy bcuz ur never in chat
And I'm the only one who gets her but off a chair and comes to chat
Though technically I'm still on a chair
But my butt likes it so there's no reason I get up
So my new motto in life is to never get off a chair because apparently my butt likes it.
In one year, I will be cringing at this so hard but okay
Also I haven't slept at all tonight and I was really bored so I've embellished your user profiles a little bit and I hope you like it :)
Also I clicked on "random page" a lot and I found some page…Read more >
Ya'll should be scared in 3...2...1...
But no seriously. Hai. I've missed you all. :*Read more >